El Leal : Disclaimer - the following is all true

(Hey Cello... I apologise in advance if I offend you in this....)

Enter Leal (from left field). Making the 3rd manber of our party, indeed this man bought a bit of party. He is the cauky version of me, or am I the asian version of him? Anyway we are the Dynamic med video duo (and voss... but she's not here :) Known for his Brazilian good looks, womanising ways, drunken escapades, a penchant for olives, pop-corn and economics. He is an endless source of entertainment. Going by many names - marcello, lealdinho, cock, vector and I call him cello, but on this trip we have decided to label him Liability Leal or El Leal for short. Don't get me wrong, he is an intellegent life form - just ask him about the evolution of ideas. But long have we known him to be the single man-whore who would sleep with anyone whilst wearing a cow bell, and can miraculously be connected as a spit brother to almost anyone, at least by 6 degrees of seperation anyway. So imagine our surprise when we find that he is a changed man, no he's not gay, but he is settled of heart and all the better for it. He is a good man himself and a loyal, dear friend, may I now introduce the soon to become mega star through his pivotal role in MacBeth... please welcome the soon to be vegeterian Jew: Ross, also known as 1st murderer

(he's the one in the foreground, incase anyone was confused)