Return of Imagery with Sweet Seville

We left Portugal with bitter memories, a burning hatred for the scum that took our things and a sudden realisation of just how much apple had taken over our world with the invention of the Ipod. This all melted away when we crossed the border back into Spain, I dont know what past misgivings Portugal has had, but they definitely got the ugly gene, and it's instantly noticable. I've found in Europe that the further west, the more to detest. And the sun finally came out! So it was back to the tapas, sun and gorgi-arse women (OMG!!).

We ended up sharing a room with this dude we met in Largos in a fantastic and cheap hostel! First thing was to find a new camera! So finally I have a picture to show

This is us drinking some famous orange wine

I also found much wanted red shoes! I bought a pair of red suede Puma's reduced from €120 to 20!!!!! What a score, originally it was only reduced to 50, but the girl at foot locker fucked up the scan I think. We also managed to buy back nokia chargers for €8! Seville, what a beauty.

Walking along one night I think I saw the most ingenious ideas ever, it also almost made piss myself. Called the 'Lazy Beggars' they just lay out cardboard and you donate toward things, such as whiskey, food, cocaine or an ipod mini. They even have a business card and a website! And if you want a photo they hold up signs with photos : €10,000. So classic check em out.

http://www.lazybeggers.com

They have the most amazing wood carved organ in their cathedral

The streets were all dug up and I joking said it was like an archaeological dig.... and it was

Cello got bed bugs. Haha! He was so paranoid he threw away his shoes, sleeping bag and backpack.

Graz ordered a San Migeul and instead got a Samichlaus, brewed only once a year, these monks must have been moggot all the time. At 14% it is the strongest beer in the world.

Samichlaus - Strongest beer in the World

Amazing flamenco dancing and THE most incredible guitar playing I have ever seen

Crazy parking - how did he get in? And how the FUCK is he getting out. We witnessed multiple 'bumps' whilst parking. They are called bumper bars after all.

Big olives!

Just Grand

Meaty Madrid

Due to our inability to follow travel schedules, we didn't have much time in Madrid. Saw lots of huge cardboard cut out of bulls. We were staying, in an awesome place called Hostal Orly which happened to be situated in the red light district, that also happened to have a hard core porn channel (we love porn). We only really had one night there. Which was just enough for Smurf to die his hair, see a museum, buy an awesome pair of sunnies, order a plate of cold meat with nothing much else and sip some coffee. Oh we also commend Madrid on the air port, which took around 7 terminals but only €1 to get too.

Some bear humping a tree

Tauro! fucker!! Tauro!